Jessica had things to do around the house, and she wasn't very practical. She needed shelves putting up, and some gripper rods putting down. She also had a bit of wallpaper curling up in the hallway. She was always tempted to pull it a bit, but she didn't.
"I'll put an ad in the corner shop for a handyman," she said to Kerry. Kerry was her BFF and had massive tits.
"Great plan" replied Kerry giggling like a mental, her jugs wobbling around like two giant blancmanges.
‘Wanted. Big strong man to come round and do odd jobs round the house lol,’ she wrote. She popped the card in the window and went home and watched Loose Women.
"This is shit," she thought.
The following day she had a phone call, it was from some bloke called Frank. "Hi, I'm calling about the card in the window," he said.
"Oh great, can you come round straight away? I've got a damp crack in my bedroom that needs filling"
"Yes, of course,” replied Frank, “just give me your address and I'll be there at 2pm. I've got to take my dog to the vet first. He's having an operation on his leg.”
"Nothing serious I hope?" Said Jessica, with concern in her voice.
"Well, we don't know yet, he's got a tumour, but we aren't sure if it's cancerous. It's weeping and it smells pretty bad. Sometimes, if you get a big whiff of it, it makes you gag and puts you off your dinner."
"Oh that sounds awful,” said Jessica, “Well I'll see you at 2pm."
"Okay," said Frank.
"Bye," said Jessica.
Jessica decided now would be a good time to go and have a shower...so she had one.
Later when she came back downstairs she had a cup of tea and her mum rang her and they talked about her brother’s gambling addiction. Jess got a bit upset, but soon pulled herself together.
At 2pm the doorbell rang, it was the handyman. Frank. He was tall with brown hair. That's it. Jess thought he looked handsome, sort of.
She showed him in and walked up the stairs in front of him. All the way up Frank looked at her bum. Big perv.
He saw the problem straight away, and he said he could fix it. "Would you like something hot to drink?" she said.
"Yes please, tea, milk and 4 sugars," said Frank.
Jessica went downstairs to make him a drink. When she came back upstairs, she caught him having a wank into her knicker drawer.