Sally Spandram had just come back from a caravan holiday, which she had taken using her Taylor Made Windrush caravan, a spacious and...

As I’m sure you remember, Sally Spandram, our 33-year-old, caravanning heroine, had gone on holiday in her Taylor Made Windrush caravan....

Sally Spandram had been on caravan holidays nearly every year of her life, but this was the first time she had taken one on her own, as a...

Sandra and Bill were spending the afternoon at the garden centre for her birthday. Sandra had found some dahlia bulbs she really liked...

"Why do hot guys always want to have sex with hot lemons like us? Don't they realise we don't like men's penises we just love vaginas!"

"I'm looking for Jean Mottershead," said the mysterious lost man. "You've found her!" replied Jean. "Oh, you're not what I was expecting."

Candy was a 35-year-old scorcher, long dark hair, sexy Mediterranean looks and legs that went on for miles. She knew the power she had...

‘Wanted. Big strong man to come round and do odd jobs round the house lol,’

"I know you've rubbed the ink off that Ross Kemp poster you dirty bastard."